17.November 2009

Wow t00ns do not always originate from America, today we got a Dutch one with a Greek emailaddress:-).
Here is the feedback he left on our contact form:

New Ticket #420204 Mon, Nov 16 2009 5:31pm
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UCEPROTECT-Kontaktformular
Absendersystem: a80-100-134-252.adsl.xs4all.nl
Absender IP: 80.100.134.252
Absender Name: Frans Happel
Absender Skill: Homeuser, i can use Windows and Outlook
Absender Telefon: 0104183296
Absender Strasse: Statenplein 8
Absender Ort: 3051HS Rotterdam
Absender E-Mail: charavin@otenet.gr
Nachricht:
Injustice
I'm a private person who's never sending spam and is not hacking (I even do't know how to do that).
Nevertheless I'm on your blacklist and you try to force me to pay a lot of money.
What are you? A criminal organisation? Ordinary thieves? If you go on to blacklist me, I bring you to court.
In the meantime I informed Consumers-organisations in Holland and I reported your filthy affairs to the tv-programms Kassa and Rader. No regards.

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Of course we told the t00n that we will set him on the Permablock and publish his details here and in nanae if he continues that way, but as you know, real t00ns are mostly learning resistant.


Mon, Nov 16 2009 6:14pm - Message from Claus von Wolfhausen
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It is always interesting to see how many people out there really know how make things even more worse to themself.
There are big fat warnings at our website to stay calmly and friendly and to use your brain before contacting us ....

See: http://www.uceprotect.net/en/index.php?m=8

Should you want to contact us, you should keep this in mind and behave rationally and calmly in order not to aggravate your situation.

Applying legal action or other pressure against us will result in your IP address and/or your network range being listed in our database (for evidence reasons only) until a German Court has made its final decision, instead of removing your records after 7 days.
Fees for removal of an IP address and/or netblock ranges after a legal case will be charged at an amount determined the highest value in litigation by the Court.

Checking your IP against our database we find that it would have been not even listed in Level 1 if you wouldn't have been so stupid and played the cart00ney card.

Now we will freeze your IP in our permablock wich means for you:
It will stay listed until the hot end of the Universe.

Additionally your message to us will be published in our cart00ney section at: http://www.uceprotect.org/cart00neys and in the newsgroup http://groups.google.com/group/news.admin.net-abuse.email for public amusement.

You are now given the last chance to prevent this:

You have to send us a mail or fax where you tell us that you know that you are a fool and you will never ever play the cart00ney card against a blocklist operator.
If we don't receive such a mail or fax from you within the next 12 hours, we will permanently list your IP and we will publish your cart00ney as described above.
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Mon, Nov 16 2009 6:21pm Message from the T00n
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FUYCK YOU
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We did not even answer to this one, but we did put his IP in the blocklist for playing the t00ncard.
It did not take long to get the next reaction from the t00n.

Tue, Nov 17 2009 1:27am Message from the T00n
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And the last German court that did damage to us was more than 60 years ago.
By the way: like all Germans: y6our English is incredible lousy.
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That sounded a little bit as if the t00n wanted to claim German courts are full of Nazis...
As if that would not have been enough the t00n left a voicemail for me huuuuuuuuu.....
Here is the t00ns voicemail.

Tue, Nov 17 2009 3:09am - Message from Claus von Wolfhausen
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Wow impressive, you will make a lot of new friends at Germanys courts by tellung such bullshit.

FYI we have published your case, hopefully you feel better now....
See http://www.uceprotect.org/cart00neys/2009-003.html
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